scottish:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

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iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

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nonstupidname14:

fuck-benedict:

maplehoofs:

I JUST WANTED TO SING THE ALPHABET I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS
Ironically, what you wanted instead was the D.

nonstupidname14:

fuck-benedict:

maplehoofs:

I JUST WANTED TO SING THE ALPHABET I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

Ironically, what you wanted instead was the D.

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gayobamafanfiction:

supervirgin:

ok but that cat just did some naruto water walking bullshit

they probably have catra

(Source: lolgifs.net)

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jessipalooza:

felix-kjellbergs-suspenders:

octogirl:

felicefawn:

I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.

STOP IT

hELP

varae-ver-you-are

(Source: videohall)

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gayobamafanfiction:

supervirgin:

ok but that cat just did some naruto water walking bullshit

they probably have catra

(Source: lolgifs.net)

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Anonymous said: your fav childhood memory?

dynastylnoire:

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

image

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everythingroosterteeth:

kennylicious501:

team-loveandstuff:

22aug93:

omg

THEY ALL JUST COLLECTIVELY YELL “NOOO”

WHAT PODCAST IS THIS FROM A THOUSAND HUGS TO ANYONE WHO CAN TELL ME

OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST SHIT MY SELF LAUGHING A+++

(Source: roosterteeth.com)

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  • me: but it's 2 AM
  • stomach: did i fucking stutter

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castiel-fallsnomore:

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

As a twin yes we do. We also argue over who was the “buy one” and who was the “get one free”.

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disgustingpiggy:

vulpeculaa:

disgustingpiggy:

One time I had grabbed the wrong shaker and ended up putting sugar on my french friend and wow I thought the power puff girls were the best accidental miracle no it’s sugar n french friends this was so delicious

what

It has come to my attention that I typed “french friend” instead of “french fries”

I did not eat my french friend.

(Source: thankyouforthedildos)

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Having fun isn’t hard when you have a library card
Ray Narvaez Jr, Lets Play Minecraft Episode 26 (via skreepiest-skropo)

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Anonymous said: do you ever just grab your own ass

itssexualhour:

all the time

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