yungprofessa:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

highkeygay:

generic brand

This scene had me in tears

Cookie

167,638 notes

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

336,624 notes

brocktopusthemello:

*marks territory by releasing spit valve*

127 notes

Achievement Hunter Catchphrases - Literally everything Ray says ever (and regrets immediately)

Requested by raysnarvaezjr

2,827 notes

wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

(Source: reverseracist)

320,260 notes

Your name will echo throughout history.

(Source: mariannewiththesteadyhands)

13,137 notes

arno—victor——dorian:

mongoliantiger:

captain-kingfisher:

I recently discovered mongoliantiger's amazing blog, and haven't been off it since. It's been three days. Send help.  

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YES JOIN THE TEMPLARS

shit.

365 notes

threespooky4you:

lustrouslights:

I don’t understand why people feel the need to give robots gender ??????? seriously their gender is 

011011100110111101101110011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001

why did i think this would be anything else

5,557 notes

hazelshaw:

I wonder if those people are still a fan of John’s today

(Source: papertownsy)

19,983 notes

  • Before Rooster Teeth: that's immature
  • After Rooster Teeth: anal bus boat

4,011 notes

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

17,814 notes

alternativepartyidea099:

brooksbrothersrepublican:

Father and Son.
41 and 43.

how is he his dad but two years younger

41st president and 43rd president

alternativepartyidea099:

brooksbrothersrepublican:

Father and Son.

41 and 43.

how is he his dad but two years younger

41st president and 43rd president

5,381 notes